The Human Stain Remover: What Britain’s Greatest Extreme Cleaner Learned From 25 Years on the Job
September 25, 2025 at 12:42AMBe prepared to cringe, for Tom Lamont is not afraid to dig deep into the disgusting tales of Britain’s “extreme cleaner,” Ben Giles. Giles has turned Britain’s darkest clean-ups—murder scenes, hoarder homes, biohazard disasters—into a nationwide business. His story reveals both the hidden human toll of such work and the surprising professionalism behind extreme cleaning.
Some jobs are logged as finished on the office network then forgotten about. Others are wild enough to earn a nickname as well as a place in the pantheon of tales that Giles likes to swap with Baxter to pass the time. “Do you remember Ratty Rolex?” he said. Oh, Baxter remembered. Ratty Rolex was a case that involved an imitation timepiece, a rodent-infested pit at the bottom of a lift shaft, and a security guard’s severed arm. I suggested that one day they might look back on the Dominion theatre job as Shit Play, but Giles and Baxter weren’t listening. They were discussing the time they arranged to clear a 20-tonne whale from Portsmouth harbour. That was on New Year’s Eve, 2019. When Giles saw the photos, he told Baxter, “Well, don’t say no.”
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